How to chat with a girl like a real man

1. Type in full sentences.

2. Learn to correctly use punctuation.

3. Make sense : 

What you are talking about it should be clear and easy to understand.

4. Don’t be desperate.

While chatting with her feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with. Women can smell that on you.

5. Be cool
                 While chatting don’t be over excited just talk like a normal friend only.

6. Don’t ever let her find out that chatting with her is a big deal for you. All the other guys are already doing it.

7. Use humor only to make her laugh, not to creepily convey how you feel about her.

8. Don’t be sentimental and start telling her how lonely you are, or how you ex left  you completely devastated and heart broken. At the movement, she will sympathies you, but subconsciously put you in the category of losers.

9. Don’t ever tell her that you’re looking for a girlfriend,  that will make her run away from you.

10. Be direct. If you want ask her something, ask directly. Exhibit confidence, it might even turn her on

11. Don’t type LOL at the end of every sentence. Act seriously. Even when you are cracking a joke because the whole point of cracking a joke is not to make yourself,  but the other person laugh

12. Don’t talk about you work, office, friends instead talk about her work, office and friends

13. Use fewer emoticons/emoji’s as you can. I recommend that the usage of emoticons if you purposely want to show her that you are an idiot and severely brain damaged

14. Stop sending her messages  if she didn’t reply to the first one. Have some self respect.

15. Tell her she is the only girl you enjoy chatting with , and all the other girls you have ever met were either silly or lame. Give her exclusivity.

16. Constantly invade boundaries. You will never find out how much she is willing to share if you don’t push boundaries with your questions. And if she doesn’t want to share something, she will type “that’s to private” or “it’s too personal.” Instead of saying sorry and pretending like you made a mistake, type, “Well, then please don’t.” Don’t forget to add that please. The please tells her that you respect her. And the rest tells her that you didn’t care about the answer anyway.

17. Don’t ever begin chatting with girl with the feeling in your mind that you want  her. If that is you approach, you unconsciously transfer power on her side. Chat with the idea that she wants you, which means you neither disrespect her, nor kiss her ass. If you approach any girl with that attitude accompanied by gentlemanly behavior. She will ultimately automatically start wanting you. 

18. Be specific about your compliments. By doing that you give her the impression that you are an admirer of her beauty, and not flirting with her For example, never say stuff like, “ you are beautiful”, or “you have a pretty smile.” Instead make elaborate observation. For example talk about her hair style from the current picture and compare it with  the last hair style from her previous pictures.

19. Don’t ever comment on her pictures in the comment box. Instead of that comment her on the chat box.

20. Don’t apologies to a girl about any of your remarks. Unless she is offended or overly defensive about it and tells you that  this is the last time she is talking to you. Then apologies immediately, followed by the explanation that you were only being honest and if she doesn’t appreciate honesty then you’d be more than willing to lie to her in accordance to whatever she want to hear. After hearing that she will apologies to you.

21. Don’t ever refer to a girl as a ‘dear’, unless you are her actual grandfather. In any other case calling a girl dear makes you sound like a wealthy murderer.

22. Try to end your message with a question.

23. Change the topic after every two or three minutes to avoid a boredom. If the          topic is one of her favorite thing she likes to talk about in which case she wouldn’t stop typing in that case stick to the topic.

24. Complement more on her brain than her beauty. Actually never complement on her beauty. Avoid that shit. Instead complement on her body, that’s what girls really seem to like nowadays.

25. If it is always you who initiate the chat, then it’s time to move on. Chances are that she either has a boring job with a lot of free time, or a looser which means she chats with a lot of guys to pass her time. For her you’ll always be texting buddy. Don’t become somebody’s time pass.

26. Most girls are still deeply in love with their exes. If you ever sense that she might not be over him, move on “Plenty of fish in the sea, my friend.”

27. Stop using acronyms, abbreviations, and short forms.

28. And most importantly, be a man, and be proud. Most guys nowadays get friend zoned or sidelined because all they do is kiss-ass no matter what. If you are disagree with her tell her if she get offended by your explanation or stop talking to you because you are disagree with her…Good for you it’s better than saying nice things on her face and then calling her an idiot behind her back